If i play soccer
im sure im a great player
Peter Shoemaker can't save my ball
He will fall down on the shoal
Micro Ovum can't score a goal
i'll stand there to say no no no
Chorus
Soccer mania
Soccer mania
every one can play even Anastasia
except me
If i know how to shoot
i'll give Peter Shoemaker a hoop
He will never be a denmark keeper
but maybe he will be a rubish car driver
i'll shoot the ball on Micro Ovum's face
He will be full of grace!!